urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:magicbook1 magicbook1 magicbook1 2006-01-20T16:54:15Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:magicbook1:721 2006-01-20T16:54:15Z 2006-01-20T16:54:15Z I was talking to a friend on-line the other day about his experiences at a bar when the following bit of comedy transpired.<br /><br />Friend:"It was 90s night."<br />Me:"So lots of old old women, eh?"<br />Friend:"not really"<br />Me:"Wow, I feel a little weird about dating ladies over 50, but its cool whatever works for you"<br /><br /><br />Thanks,<br />Magicbook1 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:magicbook1:360 2006-01-18T21:23:49Z 2006-01-18T21:23:49Z Hello all,<br />Yesterday I bought a book at an unnamed national chain. It was a motivational book called "The World's Greatest Salesman" I spent a long time looking through the store for it and stopped off in the humor section for a while also. Finally I got bored and asked a clerk the following:<br /><br />Me: Do you work here?<br />Clerk: Yea (checking to see if he had his badge, and he did)<br />Me: I'm looking for a book and I got bored searching for it.<br />Clerk: What is the title?<br />Me: "Worlds Greatest Salesman"<br />Clerk: Business is this way.<br />Me: Its a motivational book.<br /><br /><br />I guess I needed the motivation, huh?<br />Thanks<br />magicbook1