True that.

10:48am: Bar talk.
I was talking to a friend on-line the other day about his experiences at a bar when the following bit of comedy transpired.

Friend:"It was 90s night."
Me:"So lots of old old women, eh?"
Friend:"not really"
Me:"Wow, I feel a little weird about dating ladies over 50, but its cool whatever works for you"


Thanks,
Magicbook1

3:23pm: Got a book
Hello all,
Yesterday I bought a book at an unnamed national chain. It was a motivational book called "The World's Greatest Salesman" I spent a long time looking through the store for it and stopped off in the humor section for a while also. Finally I got bored and asked a clerk the following:

Me: Do you work here?
Clerk: Yea (checking to see if he had his badge, and he did)
Me: I'm looking for a book and I got bored searching for it.
Clerk: What is the title?
Me: "Worlds Greatest Salesman"
Clerk: Business is this way.
Me: Its a motivational book.


I guess I needed the motivation, huh?
Thanks
magicbook1